Fluorescent Rain

I haven’t write in quite a long time so… :B
The last dream I had wasn’t very weird, but it describes perfectly what has been happening to me lately.
So there was me, reading in with Him by my side. And then She came. She told me I was a boring person and grabbed his hand and kissed him. He didn’t want to do that, but she was grabbing him really stong. I saw that and I ran away. The next thing I remember is myself talking to a friend saying “They’re not worth it, cut the lemon”

I just CAN’T wait to see the Hunger Games on Thursday OMG OMG OMG AIOFHIPAUSFHASUOGHSPIGHPSAI

Today I had another weird dream. I dreamed that I was a white ferret playing with a little ball. Then my best friend put me in a box and laughed at me. Then she took me out and my group of friends where around me smiling at me. I tried to say “Let him live!” but I was a ferret so they didn’t understand me. It was horrible.At the end all turned black and I started to fall into the darkness.I wasn’t a ferret anymore, I was normal again. I felt how my arms and legs where floating. They were…dead.


Then I woke up. 

Yesterday I had a pretty weird dream. I dreamed with a lemon tree, you and me were under it talking about how tasty the lemons of that tree were. You stood up and said to me “They’re like me and you, acid and bitter” I laughed. Then I noticed you had a yellow hat, and I had a red ribbon on my right wrist. After noticing that,  you said to me “I love you, and I’ll always will” and you walked away into the fog that was around us. I started to cry very loudly when you dissapear. And so, I stood up and runned into the fog that swallowed you before. Then all turned black… and I saw you. You were wearing a yellow ribbon on your left wrist, and I looked at my wrists and I had a red ribbon on my right wrist. You smiled and me and took my right hand with your left hand. You whispered “Love you” and I whispered “I know”


Then I woke up. 

I’ve thinking a little bit, and I realized that I have friendzoned friends, but I realize that I AM being friendzoned too. I’m in, I always listen to my “bros” talking about the perfect girl for them:

1.Smart

2.Likes da internetz (if you know what I mean)

3. Gamer girl (not that girls that plays ocassionally, NO, someone that plays all days Battlefield 3, CoD Black Ops, Fallout 3, Dark Souls, Demon Souls, Portal, Portal 2,Mortal Kombat…) 

4.Likes Nutella FHNDSUIPFHAS (Sorry, I had an orgasm thinking about it)

5.Is not the reincarnation of Satan

6.????

7.Funny

8.Hot

And I’m like, wait a minute… I am smart, well, they say I am, I surf the internet a lot, I love Nutella, I’m a gamer (I’m even better at Fallout than them), I may be sometimes the reincarnation of Satan but it’s just when I’m hungry, they laugh at my jokes so I’m funny and… well, I owe them the part of hot .__.
Shit. 

That awkward moment when you talk for hours with a girl you just met, and she can understand you perfectly.Weird, isn’t ir dear? It sure is, it sure is… In less than an hour she made me realize that wasting two years of my life being his little toy is not good for me, and that there are a lot of (FRIENDZONED, lol) Good Guys Greg out there much better than that worthless Scumbag Steve.
Thank you darling. Thank you.

And this is for all the Scumbags Steve that make girls waste their time