Fluorescent Rain

Dream v3.0

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 23:19:47 -0300

I haven’t write in quite a long time so… :B
The last dream I had wasn’t very weird, but it describes perfectly what has been happening to me lately.
So there was me, reading in with Him by my side. And then She came. She told me I was a boring person and grabbed his hand and kissed him. He didn’t want to do that, but she was grabbing him really stong. I saw that and I ran away. The next thing I remember is myself talking to a friend saying “They’re not worth it, cut the lemon”

"Real, or not Real?"

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 23:15:26 -0300

“Real, or not Real?”

- Peeta

I want those shirts!

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 23:10:28 -0300

COME AT ME, BRO

Derpina!

I want those shirts!

Hunger Games

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 22:44:43 -0300

I just CAN’T wait to see the Hunger Games on Thursday OMG OMG OMG AIOFHIPAUSFHASUOGHSPIGHPSAI

"Don’t worry. I don’t have low self-esteem. It’s a mistake.I have low esteem for everyone else"

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 20:45:11 -0300

“Don’t worry. I don’t have low self-esteem. It’s a mistake.I have low esteem for everyone else”

- Daria

Dream v2.0

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 20:40:08 -0300

Today I had another weird dream. I dreamed that I was a white ferret playing with a little ball. Then my best friend put me in a box and laughed at me. Then she took me out and my group of friends where around me smiling at me. I tried to say “Let him live!” but I was a ferret so they didn’t understand me. It was horrible.At the end all turned black and I started to fall into the darkness.I wasn’t a ferret anymore, I was normal again. I felt how my arms and legs where floating. They were…dead.

Then I woke up.

Dream v1.0

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 16:59:15 -0300

Yesterday I had a pretty weird dream. I dreamed with a lemon tree, you and me were under it talking about how tasty the lemons of that tree were. You stood up and said to me “They’re like me and you, acid and bitter” I laughed. Then I noticed you had a yellow hat, and I had a red ribbon on my right wrist. After noticing that, you said to me “I love you, and I’ll always will” and you walked away into the fog that was around us. I started to cry very loudly when you dissapear. And so, I stood up and runned into the fog that swallowed you before. Then all turned black… and I saw you. You were wearing a yellow ribbon on your left wrist, and I looked at my wrists and I had a red ribbon on my right wrist. You smiled and me and took my right hand with your left hand. You whispered “Love you” and I whispered “I know”

Then I woke up.

Give up, Robot

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 20:38:54 -0300

Give up, Robot:

Love this game, but it makes me look like the reincarnation of Satan when I play it.

"Girl: Am I ugly? Boy: I’ll just say that if you were a pokemon, you would be a Jynx."

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 19:26:16 -0300

“Girl: Am I ugly?
Boy: I’ll just say that if you were a pokemon, you would be a Jynx.”

- Some random guy at Twitter

gamefreaksnz: Twisted Metal Concept Art Oh how I’ve...

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 16:51:39 -0300

gamefreaksnz:

Twisted Metal Concept Art

Oh how I’ve missed Dollface and Sweet Tooth ♥

Skype v1.0

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 06:35:17 -0300

Me: WAAAAAASSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
Friend: WASSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
Me: How u doin' bitch?
Friend: DO NOT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, OR I'LL PIMP SLAP YOU WHORE
Me: ...
Friend: Just kidding... how was your day?
Me: BANANAS IN PYJAMAS ARE COMING DOWN THE STAAAAAAAAAAAAIRS, BANANAS IN PYJAMAS ARE COMING DOWN IN PAAAAAAAAAAAIRS, BANANAS IN PYJAMAS ARE CHASING PEDOBEARS CAUSE ON TUESDAYS THEY ALL TRY TO RAPE AL OF THEEEEEEEM.
Friend: I think the song was not li-
Me: Shut up, I sing like a boss. I'm hungry.

Friendzoned girl

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 06:25:28 -0300

I’ve thinking a little bit, and I realized that I have friendzoned friends, but I realize that I AM being friendzoned too. I’m in, I always listen to my “bros” talking about the perfect girl for them:

1.Smart

2.Likes da internetz (if you know what I mean)

3. Gamer girl (not that girls that plays ocassionally, NO, someone that plays all days Battlefield 3, CoD Black Ops, Fallout 3, Dark Souls, Demon Souls, Portal, Portal 2,Mortal Kombat…)

4.Likes Nutella FHNDSUIPFHAS (Sorry, I had an orgasm thinking about it)

5.Is not the reincarnation of Satan

6.????

7.Funny

8.Hot

And I’m like, wait a minute… I am smart, well, they say I am, I surf the internet a lot, I love Nutella, I’m a gamer (I’m even better at Fallout than them), I may be sometimes the reincarnation of Satan but it’s just when I’m hungry, they laugh at my jokes so I’m funny and… well, I owe them the part of hot .__.
Shit.

You used to get it in your fishnets, now you only get it in your...

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 06:09:10 -0300

You used to get it in your fishnets, now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness, landed in a very common crisis
Everything´s in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
That Bloody Mary´s lacking a Tabasco
Remember when he used to be a rascal?

Oh that boy´s a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had is just a memory and those dreams, not as daft as they seem, not as daft as they seem my love when you dream them up…

Flicking through a little book of sex tips
Remember when the boys were all electric?
Now when she tells she´s gonna get it, I´m guessing that she´d rather just forget it
Clinging to not getting sentimental, said she wasn´t going but she went still
Likes her gentlemen to not be gentle
Was it a megadobber or a betting pencil?

Oh that boy´s a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had is just a memory and those dreams weren´t as daft as they seem, not as daft as they seem my love when you dream them up…
Oh, where did you go?
Where did you go?
Where did you go? Woah.

Falling about
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
You just sounded it out
You´re not coming back again.

Falling about
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
You just sounded it out
You´re not coming back again.

You used to get it in your fishnets now you only get it in your night dress
Started all the naughty nights with niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything´s in order in a black hole
Everything was pretty in the past though
That Bloody Mary´s lacking in tabasco
Remember when he used to be a rascal?

That awkward moment...

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 05:58:27 -0300

That awkward moment when you talk for hours with a girl you just met, and she can understand you perfectly.Weird, isn’t ir dear? It sure is, it sure is… In less than an hour she made me realize that wasting two years of my life being his little toy is not good for me, and that there are a lot of (FRIENDZONED, lol) Good Guys Greg out there much better than that worthless Scumbag Steve.
Thank you darling. Thank you.

And this is for all the Scumbags Steve that make girls waste their time

"Oh, 14 of february you say? HECK YEAH! Achievment unlocked: Passed 16 years alone at St Valentine =3"

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 05:50:50 -0300

“Oh, 14 of february you say? HECK YEAH! Achievment unlocked: Passed 16 years alone at St Valentine =3”

- Myself

Mindless Self Indulgence ♥ u ♥Why don’t you come here and...

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 05:46:00 -0300

Mindless Self Indulgence ♥ u ♥
Why don’t you come here and try to turn me on? Cause’ I’m a sexy girl♪♫
Why don’t you come here and try to prove me wrong? Cause’ I’m a stupid girl♪♫

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 01:50:35 -0300

Me drinking apple juice =B

"La locura es como la gravedad… solo hace falta un empujoncito"

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 01:48:16 -0300

“La locura es como la gravedad… solo hace falta un empujoncito”

- The Joker

♥Daria♥

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 01:46:30 -0300

♥Daria♥